Fractured (but Touching) English

English words and phrases are often used in Japan. The Japanese language now includes many, many English words. Often these are used in modified and interesting ways. "Michine" specifically means a sewing machine. But "machine" can mean any kind of mechanical device (just as in English).
It's also considered interesting to put English language phrases in advertising and on things like T-shirts. Sometimes the English is quite natural and sensible.

Other times it is comically nonsensical. But in a few rare cases the fractured English, in part because of that very flaw, ends up being quite touching.

Here are a couple of examples. The first is from the store front of a hair salon (pictured here on the right). In this image their slogan is a little hard to see. So below I've blown up that part of the picture so  you can make it out.

Now, seriously, wouldn't you just love to trust your next haircut to people with this sort of attitude??

Below I've pasted in one more for now. It's on T-shirt I saw in a near-by department store yesterday. The sense gets a little tangled up starting half-way through. But by the end, you get the feeling that you have stumbled upon something quite profound. (Click on any of the images of this blog to get a larger view.)